99%聰明人都會答錯的白癡問題

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; ?# q# M: Y) H& n" v; {Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly.
8 _  T. s+ y6 u% ~, tYou can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Let's find out just how clever you really are.
下列有4 個問題及一個加分題，你必須立刻回答，不能花時間慢慢想，讓我們看看你有多聰明。
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First Question: 第一題 :
# o& o* S- a/ y0 bYou are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person. What position are you in?
. V. V( ~* Y' f  H+ q你參加賽跑，追過第2 名，你是第幾名？
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!
解答： 如果你的回答是第 1名，你就錯了！你如果追過第 2名，你只是取代那人的位置，你是第 2名。

$ Y. P9 F/ A( x+ n$ B2 iTo answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.
6 f/ l* |+ Y5 k7 E回答第2題，你不能使用與回答第 1題相同的時間。

9 X$ K! w+ A0 ^; ]Second Question第二題 :
! x8 K# L' y- {) r4 QIf you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?
你參加賽跑，你追過最後一名，你是第幾名？

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: L. {' K& j7 m& OAnswer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you?
# E, E5 x3 E, Y8 n  o* i; [解答：如果你的回答是倒數第 2名，你又錯了！告訴我，你怎能追過最後一名？顯然你並未樂在其中！

  P" ]$ q8 y0 A/ G2 T0 J$ zVery tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
% Y) }6 v5 Y% J! a很詭異的算術！這只能在腦中盤算。不要使用紙與筆或計算機，試試看。
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Third Question: 第三題
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10.
, T5 B9 I3 D- Y" g% z( }What is the total?
" e* K6 B9 k4 [以1000 加上40，再加 1000 ，再加30，再加 1000，現在加上20，再加一次 1000，現在加上10，總數是什麼？
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, [1 f% }% W5 ^, I2 `0 p; X* g2 gAnswer: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!
7 `! \. l3 K/ H1 s8 y9 B解答：得到 5000是嗎？正確答案是4100，不要相信，用計算機查證吧！

' f1 I8 e/ l4 fToday is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
今天對你鐵定諸事不宜，或許最後一題你會答對？

Fourth Question:第四題
" E5 m8 ?# s8 S8 a2 UMary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Mary的父親有 5個女兒，第 1個女兒 Nana， 第 2個女兒 Nene， 第3個女兒 Nini， 第 4個女兒 Nono，第 5個女兒的名字是什麼？

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$ T8 k. M) ]/ m: s7 T# GAnswer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
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Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with this one!!!!!
好，現在是加分題。這題可稍稍解救﹙彌補﹚你！
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- [( ?7 f. q% m# K2 X. Z! S8 \3 n& x; bBonus Question加分題 :
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
一個啞巴想買牙刷，他模仿刷牙的動作，成功的向店主表達，也完成了購買。現在如果一個瞎子想買一副太陽眼鏡，他要如何表達？
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( z( V- D4 m4 D6 R+ }1 ^Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute - so simple.
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