[轉貼]致鄭欣宜小姐的信

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今天在人家的Blog上看見了一封寫給欣宜的信，內容抵死，所以跟大家分享吓~
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致鄭欣宜小姐
Dearest Joyce,

How are you I'm fine thank you.
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- Z, Y. i- \$ j- z  P當我last week睇住TV食dinner既時候，我suddenly notice到你好enjoy咁去拍你既latest MV。Wow！你跟住rhythm起勢twist your body個個樣真係好wild好charm，簡直將蔡依琳都比下去，你至係the genuine dancing queen囉。To be honest，我真係完全expect唔到你雖然只係in your teenage，但原來係好有heart去入娛樂圈囉。你last year從Canada返黎Hong Kong個陣，join左修身堂個減肥programme後成個人真係slim up左好多囉，出黎個effect好fresh丫，令到我好鬼impressed呢。

And then我又見你到響TV度扮Snow White喎，響Disney門口同七個小矮人dancing個part真係俾到我一種好princess既feeling囉，我仲有睇埋你專登飛去Japan拍個個MV「想飛」架，你既voice好有自己既style，especially從你以前成日唱English songs當中，我真係feel到你既accent同pronunciation好western囉，I think你其實好有talent to be a superstar囉，which is「可愛教主」囉，楊丞琳？你叫佢save啦，點同你compare喎。

但係呢，I really don't understand why咁多人都咁hate you囉，又話你扮Snow White好disgusting同埋太過artificial影衰哂princess既image，又話你kiss「賣飛佛」搞到人地好embarrassing，仲搞到廣管局接到破哂record既complaints話睇完你既performance之後feel not comfortable添。Oh! Jesus Christ! 佢地真係exaggerate too much囉，picky到死丫d人，我話丫，佢地jealous你有個咁好既mammy幫你fight到好多exposure就真。Real gold didn't afraid of fire，我一定會十卜你架，add oil丫！

Joyce，I know you're a good girl。我appreciate你有著一份好strong既determination同confidence去殺入娛樂圈，唔係咩？你give up響Canada既study，連university都唔讀就一個人came back to Hong Kong喎。但係你at the same time都要understand而家你mammy既病其實都幾serious架，所以in the future你好可能要spend好多time去look after佢囉。I mean就算你幾tough都好，你要孝順mammy就總要give up一d野架啦，係咪？俗語都有話啦，"Have duck must have suck"嘛。所以你都係暫時stop左你既jobs先，好好地look after你mammy until佢recover哂先再handle入行既事啦，ok？Trust me no die的。
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John
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soho

真係笑爆咀，仲學唔小英文單字潻‥
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1 L8 R8 `: e. J) n* }呢位小姐‥我都唔知叫佢咩好‥:smile_2
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佢做好多野都令我感到莫名其妙，雖然我個人唔係咁欣賞佢，但每次一有佢d新聞都會忍唔住睇下，
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可能佢做咁多突出嘅野都係想引人注意，我諗佢可能係一個成功嘅例子‥:smile_4
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kurtkawai

我對佢都冇咩特別既...
不過佢做d野...多數都係想人注意佢掛~~~;P

BONNIE

我好中意佢d talent to be a superstar 呢d 子句:smile_47