99%聰明人都會答錯的白癡問題

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* b# n0 t% q  n7 C- x: V( H5 I$ U  _! {Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly.
You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Let's find out just how clever you really are.
( h* z. S3 ]$ b1 ]下列有4 個問題及一個加分題，你必須立刻回答，不能花時間慢慢想，讓我們看看你有多聰明。
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First Question: 第一題 :
: U" u4 S4 }( N8 `You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person. What position are you in?
2 F- h7 E5 J0 C) C你參加賽跑，追過第2 名，你是第幾名？
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* q% e0 d; G& F5 r7 p4 D) i9 zAnswer: If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!
+ A6 H$ |8 g8 o+ f4 L7 D4 Q1 }! F解答： 如果你的回答是第 1名，你就錯了！你如果追過第 2名，你只是取代那人的位置，你是第 2名。

To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.
* F$ n$ a9 k  N回答第2題，你不能使用與回答第 1題相同的時間。
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3 i* R8 e& z# @9 p  h, o- KSecond Question第二題 :
If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?
8 N9 w6 I* ?0 e. M8 S你參加賽跑，你追過最後一名，你是第幾名？

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you?
3 h; A1 @# |  d" B* x解答：如果你的回答是倒數第 2名，你又錯了！告訴我，你怎能追過最後一名？顯然你並未樂在其中！

Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
" L( ~' x$ W" {( i6 ^6 t8 A很詭異的算術！這只能在腦中盤算。不要使用紙與筆或計算機，試試看。
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" z8 u+ B  M) ~  p  TThird Question: 第三題
( a/ Q1 D( y8 K8 Z' N7 }, p' LTake 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10.
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以1000 加上40，再加 1000 ，再加30，再加 1000，現在加上20，再加一次 1000，現在加上10，總數是什麼？


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, @% j0 K9 L5 D  h* aAnswer: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!
解答：得到 5000是嗎？正確答案是4100，不要相信，用計算機查證吧！
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Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
4 i# ~* U6 [2 R) g今天對你鐵定諸事不宜，或許最後一題你會答對？
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Fourth Question:第四題
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Mary的父親有 5個女兒，第 1個女兒 Nana， 第 2個女兒 Nene， 第3個女兒 Nini， 第 4個女兒 Nono，第 5個女兒的名字是什麼？
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Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
解答： 答案是 Nunu嗎？不！絕對不是，她的名字是 Mary，請再讀一次問題！
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Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with this one!!!!!
好，現在是加分題。這題可稍稍解救﹙彌補﹚你！

Bonus Question加分題 :
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
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Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute - so simple.
3 P1 [4 }& L1 W6 I  w4 ]解答： 他只要張開嘴問即可。他是瞎子，不是啞巴。就這麼簡單！


+ |% d' z( v7 O. B7 S9 ]& k[ 本帖最後由 hchihim 於 4-3-2011 14:33 編輯 ]

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